And Where Do You Hide a Stolen Giraffe?

And where do you hide a stolen giraffe?
Do you install it in the park
And tell children it is a slide?
Or do you exhibit only its eyes and tail
And tell people it is a cow?
Perhaps, because of its cobblestone coloring,
You could camouflage it as a city street.
You certainly couldn't keep it
In the back yard
For the neighbors would know
You were harboring a stolen giraffe.
Don't you see?
They would notice that
The tall trees were being denuded
And the shrubs were disappearing.
The remaining middle stuff would make it
So obvious!

Ginger Kauffman
Photo Credit:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1201169/Pictured-Giraffe-sticks-neck-breakfast-manor-house.html