Here are some of my favorite jokes from my youth. Be gentle with your opinion of me; even I am not so stricken with their brilliance as I was at one time in my life.
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of its legs is both the same.
Q: Is it cheaper to go to Portland or by bus?
Q: How do you get down from a horse?
A: You don't. You get down from a duck.
Q: Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who's there.
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight. My dad's got the car.
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